TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Facebookcom Statusing Hatersing Haters Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Facebookcom Statusing Hatersing Haters" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
God
Haters
Negative People
Funny Facebook Status
Purpose
Reason
Haters
Being Ignored
Idgaf
Who Cares
Ugly
Being Awesome
Insults
Funny
Mean
Rudeness
Teen
Jokes
Show more
Life Lesson
Motivation
Being The Bigger Person
Stress
Power
Friendship
Friends
Envy
Jealousy
Hate
Cocky
Being Confident
Im The Shit
Understanding
Jealousy
Envy
Hatred
Be Yourself
Judgement
Bitch
Individuality
Appreciation
Confidence
Motivation
Insecurity
Fuck Off
Better Than You
Get Over It
Be Yourself
QUOTES
Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
Unknown
340 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Celebrity quotes
Humor quotes
Sponsored Links
I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
Unknown
933 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Ex Girlfriend quotes
Ex Boyfriend quotes
Bitterness quotes
It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
9 Likes
It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
547 Likes
Patience quotes
Humor quotes
Funny quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
Unknown
631 Likes
Shit Happens quotes
Embarrassment quotes
Funny quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
Unknown
2419 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Relationship quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
Unknown
1256 Likes
Funny quotes
School quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Students quotes
My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
6 Likes
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
Unknown
2332 Likes
Funny Good Morning quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clocks quotes
Short quotes
You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
107 Likes
Sponsored Links
Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
Unknown
281 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Girl quotes
Clothes quotes
Confidence quotes
Funny Fashion quotes
Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
9 Likes
Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
Unknown
376 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Driving quotes
Games quotes
Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
Unknown
170 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny quotes
Driving quotes
Sports quotes
Entertainment quotes
My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
Unknown
509 Likes
Funny quotes
Good Morning quotes
Sleep quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
Unknown
1346 Likes
Funny quotes
Relationship quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
Unknown
241 Likes
Funny quotes
New Year quotes
New Years Day quotes
New Years Eve quotes
New Year Resolutions quotes
New Year Funny quotes
New Years Resolutions quotes
Funny New Years Resolution quotes
People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.
Unknown
2053 Likes
Haters quotes
Strength quotes
Confidence quotes
Courage quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Courageous quotes
You know I want yall to just sit back and think for a second you know what I mean. There's a lot of haters out there hatin on people relationships and stuff. Dont nobody wanna see you happy they always trynna take ya joy. Bring you down.
Pleasure P
8 Likes
With the fast life haters to the left I got my cash right. Irish spring green make 'em blow it like a bag pipe. Light up like a flashlight.
Killa Kyleon
2 Likes
1
...
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 29
Apology
Censorship
Chaos
Choices
First Mothers Day
Getting Over Someone
Giving Up
Great Friendship
Halloween
Humanity
Hypocrite
Judgment
Law And Lawyers
Moderation
Motivating
Obstacles
Rejection
Song Lyrics
Talent
Wedding
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™