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Funny Fashion Show Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
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I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be.
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Frank Carson
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Alice Jane
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
Seth MacFarlane
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan
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I have fun with my clothes onstage; it's not a concert you're seeing, it's a fashion show.
Freddie Mercury
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I was in a fashion show and I had on a strapless top. When I got to the end the top was down.
Adriana Lima
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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