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Funny For Forgetting Date Quotes & Sayings
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Forgetting the past and focusing on you.
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Forgiveness is a key to opening 1 door & looking forward to the future. Forgetting is another key to a lock'd door behind you to forget the past.
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Life is all about forgiving and forgetting. Forgiving the ones who are worth it...and FORGETTING the ones who aren't.
Nishan Panwar
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Never say Goodbye because saying goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
Oketa Ojok
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Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
Marsha Warfield
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Guys should be clean and their underwear free of skid-marks. If they are not then run as fast as you can in the other direction and never date him again. Guys should also be funny, have a great smile, be trustworthy and have a good relationship with his mom.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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When we were 16, after four years of kissing and playing boyfriend and girlfriend, we were like, "Hey, do we really like each other or do we just pretend we like each other five days a week?" So we went out to dinner one time. It wasn't like a real date or anything, we were just like, 'Maybe we should hang out outside of work and see if we really like each other.' We just ended up joking like we always did, like brother and sister, and realized at the end of our dinner date that we're more like family.
Danielle Fishel
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If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.
Jennifer Lopez
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If your trying to date me, date me for a reason....NOT a season.
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Most girls date boys because of their money. True girls would look beyond it, and date guys because of their personality.
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'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didn't feel like I was playing myself. Whether it's a comedy or drama, I just try to make it as realistic as possible.
Jonah Hill
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Most guys date girls because of their looks. True guys would look beyond it, and date girls because of their personality.
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Remember, when she cancels a date she has too. But when he cancels a date he has two.
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Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.
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Don't date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl who makes your world the most beautiful.
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I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or s..y, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that's fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it's a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don't find each other funny, there's a fundamental problem.
Ricky Gervais
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Don't date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl who makes your world the most beautiful.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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