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Funny For My Pregnant Wife Quotes & Sayings
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Woke up from a nightmare about being pregnant and having a miscarriage. Most horrifying dream I've had yet...
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Congratulations on getting through college without getting pregnant.
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I'm glad I woke up. I always have the shittiest dreams, stuff like being late for everything or being pregnant or painfully dying.
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Best thing about being pregnant...People WANT you to nap and you don't feel guilty or lazy for doing so.
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There was something to me that was really compelling about that woman, already knowing she couldn't get pregnant. When I made that movie I was maybe 24, and to be 24 and already know you can't get pregnant, that was really interesting to me.
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Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were f***ked before you got there.
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Being pregnant certainly puts a damper on one's social life.
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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
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Doc just asked a patient, "So besides being pregnant, do you have any other medical problems?" ...didn't realize pregnancy was a "problem."
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
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I don't find it cute being pregnant at 15...
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The emotional crying part of being pregnant , is not where its at...
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Being pregnant don't make you wifey.
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Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times your were f***** before you got there.
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I don't see a point in being pleased about being pregnant before you're 21.
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We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son.
Dave Lombardo
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It is true that the movie is perhaps my most politically-charged. The story is thrust into motion by the idea of what do you do when your 13 year old daughter comes home pregnant. And not only is she pregnant, but she wants to keep the baby.
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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You don't have to worry as much about the oops, I'm pregnant factor when you are sinlge.
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My 1st wife was vehemently pro-life until my girlfriend got pregnant.
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