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Funny For My Pregnant Wife Quotes & Sayings
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A mans wife has more power over him than the state has.
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My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
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we sit around waiting for them to come home, hoping every day that they are okay and that they know how much we love them... our heroes.
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When my wife was pregnant, she got very upset with me because I didnt read the baby books. She looked at that, understandably so, as a hostile gesture. But I had an argument in my defense. What did the cavemen do without What To Expect When Youre Expecting? You know what I mean? Its all bullshit. I was like, Itll be fine. We dont need to go to birthing classes or any of that nonsense. Whats the worst that can happen? Its not like if I didnt read the books and go to the classes that our son wouldnt be born.
Paul Rudd
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
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Why is everyone congratulating me on my sister-in-law being pregnant? I had nothing to do with it!
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own brothers.
Job 19:17
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It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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In my house Im the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Rodney Dangerfield
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I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife.
Larry Hagman
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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
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Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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I'm majoring in Trophy Wife with a minor in mi.f.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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