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Funny For My Pregnant Wife Quotes & Sayings
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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Ross: [to his parents] Look, I, uh- I realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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With her little funny eyes of hazel. With her little funny old blue hat.
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i think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know
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I can remember when I told myself for the first time: `I'm going to be rich and famous`. I was about 5 or 6. I was in my mother`s car, an old green dirty car. My sister was there too. She was humming; she was about 15, she had just gotten married because she was pregnant. We were on a supermarket parking lot, and I was looking at the wealthy people through the window; I told myself `I am going to be a star and I`ll buy all these things for us.
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I can remember when I told myself for the first time: `I'm going to be rich and famous`. I was about 5 or 6. I was in my mother`s car, an old green dirty car. My sister was there too. She was humming; she was about 15, she had just gotten married because she was pregnant. We were on a supermarket parking lot, and I was looking at the wealthy people through the window; I told myself `I am going to be a star and I`ll buy all these things for us.`
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