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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
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My girlfriend caught me blow drying my pe..s...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a s..y answer.
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A genius sometimes can not answer a simple question asked by a stupid person.
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*Missed a call* Then you call back, but they don't answer. What? Did they die within 5 seconds?
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
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The answer to old age is to keep one's mind busy and to go on with one's life as if it were interminable. I always admired Chekhov for building a new house when he was dying of tuberculosis.
Leon Edel
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I only answer to two people, myself and God.
Cher
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If you're going to figure something out, study ethics. You can ask What's the answer? What's right and wrong? What I learned is that nobody knows the answer and there is no right and wrong. So I'm incapable of becoming a fundamentalist because there are no absolutes, there's always a what if.
Duff Goldman
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Raising right question is awakening; getting its answer is stimulating; But, nothing better than the best is finding the right answer to the right question.
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The simple answer is I'd just be a guy trying to feed my family, like everybody else. The complicated answer is, I think I'd be in some sort of military or government world of some sort.
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Alcohol is not the answer to all questions.. But, if you don't get the answer it helps you to forget the question.
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If you could sit down with Jesus, you wouldn't need anybody else. He could answer all of your questions. Instead of Einstein and Louis Pasteur and Madame Curry, you could just have Jesus and he could answer for all of them.
Carol Alt
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Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, s.. raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
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The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, Is there a meaning to music? My answer would be, Yes. And Can you state in so many words what the meaning is? My answer to that would be, No.
Aaron Copland
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer s.. raises some pretty good questions
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Far better an approximate answer to the right question, which is often vague, than the exact answer to the wrong question, which can always be made precise.
John Tukey
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If you write, one of the questions you're always trying to answer is, Where do you get your ideas? And, if you write, you know how pointless a question this is and how difficult it is to answer.
Lynn Abbey
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The answer is there is no answer.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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Readers respond to every genre intensely, if it's a genre that appeals to them. Again, who can say why anyone enjoys horror and dark fantasy? If I can't answer the question for myself, I wouldn't dream of trying to answer it for others.
Laurell K Hamilton
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