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Funny For Sale Quotes & Sayings
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
Unknown
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Unknown
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Frank Carson
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Easter is when a lot of people repent, and wish they'd bought the outfit that was on sale.
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You cant put a price tag on love. But if you could, Id wait for it to go on sale
Hussein Nishah
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Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!
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He that tries to recommend (Shakespeare) by select quotations, will succeed like the pedant in "Hierocles", who, when he offered his house to sale, carried a brick in his pocket as a specimen
Samuel Johnson
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Not just in commerce but in the world of ideas too our age is putting on a veritable clearance sale. Everything can be had so dirt cheap that one begins to wonder whether in the end anyone will want to make a bid.
Soren Kierkegaard
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
Mitchell Sakundiak
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm just another soul for sale... oh, well.
Foo Fighters
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My soul is not for sale.
Caryl Chessman
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So, in effect, my first sale was actually two books.
George Stephen
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Uh, everythings for sale, I got 5 passports Im never going to jail.
Jay-Z
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Politicians in this country have always been for sale. That is nothing new.
Peter Schuyler
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Trailers for sale or rent.
Randy Travis
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
Erma Bombeck
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I don't believe every download is a lost sale.
Jeff Tweedy
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Your most important sale in life is to sell yourself to yourself.
Maxwell Maltz
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History's just been made for sale to an inside deal.
Ken Burns
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