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Funny For Sale Quotes & Sayings
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Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'
Jay Leno
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Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.
Mae West
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I don't like losing a ballgame any more than a salesman likes losing a sale.
Early Wynn
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.
Norman R Augustine
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The House passage of our bill is a victory for this country! Common sense wins out. I'm just so thrilled and excited. The sale of guns must stop. Halfway measures are not enough.
Sarah Brady
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Some young male put in jail. His lawyer so good his bail is on sale. Lookin at the hourglass, how long can this power last? Longer than my song but he already fell.
Kool G Rap
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NBC was trying to convert all of their local programming to color right away to encourage the sale of the sets, so I barely remember working in black and white, although I do know that I did do it, but there was not a major difference, though.
Jim Henson
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This and many others only confirmed me in the opinion, planted when I saw the sale of Martha Ann, and growing steadily thereafter, that slavery was an accursed business, and that the sooner my people were relieved of it, the better.
John Sergeant Wise
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Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago, Western male Across the North and South, to Key Largo, love for sale.
Sade
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When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the US. government is virtually up for sale.
John W Gardner
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All business success rests on something labeled a sale, which at least momentarily weds company and customer.
Tom Peters
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Trying too hard to follow every trend. You want to look fashionable and put-together, not like you hit every sale rack this season.
Tommy Hilfiger
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It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.
Robert Fulghum
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But for any writer worthy of the name there are moments during the writing process when the rest of the planet might as well have gone to Venus. And those moments are not for sale.
Maria Lenhart
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A book whose sale's forbidden all men rush to see, and prohibition turns one reader into three
Italian Proverb
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Plan the sale when you plan the ad.
Leo Burnett
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I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America, the sale of a book can become a subject of inquiry, and of criminal inquiry too.
Thomas Jefferson
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Government is a broker in pillage, and every election is sort of an advance auction sale of stolen goods.
Henry Louis Mencken
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A 'For Sale' sign in your yard during the holidays is like a 'kick me' sign. You are telling buyers you are a distressed seller.
Ray Brown
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