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Funny George W Quotes & Sayings
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I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.
George Best
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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
George Burns
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Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
George M Cohan
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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney
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When we got with George, he didn't care what was happening. He liked how crazy we were looking and dressing. I kinda liked being with George more so at the time, because George let us do what we wanted to do. But I needed both lessons.
Bootsy Collins
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I loved yelling at George. I loved telling George off. I loved telling George that he was a 12-year-old. I was so looking forward to that scene almost to the extent that I was concerned that it was going to be a kind of indulgent thing...It's like every ex-boyfriend I have ever had in the form of George Clooney on a boardwalk. It was a lot of fun.
Anna Kendrick
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
George Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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It's funny. Some people skinny dip, but I always go upstairs and put a suit on and then I jump in the lake.
George Clooney
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George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
George W Bush
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
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I don't wear small sho.., or tight pants that squash your balls.
George Harrison
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
George Bernard Shaw
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