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Funny Goodnight Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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My dog thinks I am patting his belly...little does he know I am playing the most epic drum solo of all time.
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If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please.
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My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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That awkward moment when a black kid asks you to pass the skin colored crayon.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
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A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.
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Welcome to Facebook: Where ho.. call out ho.. when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
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