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Funny Happy Birthdayes Lying Quotes & Sayings
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.
Afroman
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fu..ing effort. There is a difference.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who expects to be treated like a queen on this and every other day.
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Stuck in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo, love is just a quote and lying is the new truth.
Mir Anas Hossain
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The way you treat others is a reflection of the way you treat yourself. In your case, you keep on lying to people, then you probably keep on lying to yourself too. It's sad because you end up believing the lies you tell yourself.
Adeelle S Judilla
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The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone who says they love you is the moment you know they have been lying to you.
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Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an odd conversation with your spouse.
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Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday?
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As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!
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The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her alot and try not to understand her at all
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.
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That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth, but you're laughing so everyone thinks you're lying.
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Nothing makes a man so virtuous as belief of the truth. A lying doctrine will soon beget a lying practice. A man cannot have an erroneous belief without by-and-by having an erroneous life. I believe the one thing naturally begets the other.
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Happy Birthday to the MOST WONDERFUL, AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL, OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY, COURAGEOUS and GREAT FRIEND you are... Have an awesome Birthday
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How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.
Bill Hicks
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There is a chemical in weed called "fu.. it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.
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I wish you a happy birthday, a nice life, full of joy, and I desire you continue in your mission of being happy, making happy beings because the way to being happy is to make others happy first.
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If you say you will do something, and you don't. You are lying to yourself only, And that's why I don't trust you.
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