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Funny Happy Holidays Quotes & Sayings
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Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and where they are they should be changed.
Jimmy Carter
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CBS started to confiscate our packages and mail as a safety procedure. A lot of packages that people send for the holidays and to our kids we can't open. A lot of times they are from overseas. It's very upsetting at times.
Hunter Tylo
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Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.
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Life is short, smile while you still have teeth. Be happy, not because everything is good, But because you can always find the good side of everything. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It simply means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
Kemmy Nola
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When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to the trees.
Bone Thugs N Harmony
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In life, the joys are not in doing things to make yourself happy, but the pleasure in seeing a smile on someone's face that you made happy.
Rashida Rowe
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Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred ni...s wit me all reppin taylor gang.
Wiz Khalifa
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Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.
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One by one each year flew by, Since you both said 'I do.' Forty years of memories, shared by the two of you. From big events and holidays. To simple daily pleasures, some tearful times along life's way, some joys that can't be measured...One by one each year now gone, but still they're yours forever...Each and every memory, of Fifty years together!
Unknown
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Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way
Leo Tolstoy
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Sisters are special. Sisters are friends. They laugh at jokes that no one else really understands. Sisters share memories of smiles and tears. They share the same parents, pets, and silliness. They share the holidays.
Unknown
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I be getting high just to balance out the lows.
Drake
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Sometimes I wonder if I will ever be happy with myself. I worry that if I can't be happy with myself, then nobody will ever be happy with me, and that just makes me even more paranoid. It's a cycle, insecurity, low confidence, and diffidence, it's all a cycle and it's destroying me.
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It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.
Louis Armstrong
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You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly.
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Happy 420, dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that.
Andy Warhol
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Miserable people take misery every where they go. Happy people take happy everywhere they go. Who are you? Dont let misery fu.. with your happy.
Marlon Wayans
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It's good to make people happy, but it's better to help people make themselves happy.
Vikas Runwal
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People who hardly ever cook at all, suddenly at the holidays, feel like it's their responsibility to not only cook dinner for large groups of people suddenly, but to serve things that are fussy or fancy or formal. And I don't think that's what anybody really wants, especially if you're not good at it.
Ted Allen
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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