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Funny Honey Cocaine Quotes & Sayings
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Your love's like honey, sticky and slow, drip drop like rain drops, girl I gotta have some more, your love's like ice cream, creamy and slow, tick tock like my clock, baby wind your body slow.
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Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. Hes failed at every venture hes ever undertaken. And every mess hes created has been cleaned up for himarrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomTWICE! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice. God help us all.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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fu.. bi...es, get honey.
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I got nuttin' but love for you, baby I got nuttin' but love for you, honey.
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
Cloris Leachman
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Its called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, when it opens up, and ummmmYou know, it does. It looks like a biscuit. If you look at a biscuit, and if its cooked right, you know, like in, like a, like Hardees or something, you can...
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours...
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Oh, she's my bodyguard. I mean, I'm a married man, and the last thing you need in that situation is to be considered a s..y individual. But I try to never let this whole McDreamy thing really influence us. I'm trying to just have a calm family life, to make my marriage work. It's not as if when my wife asks me to take out the trash, I say, 'Um, honey, don't you realize that I'm too s..y for that'? Well, actually, I do, but she gives me crap for it.
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
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I might be young and you might be old, but I love you so much honey. You and me till eternity. Thank you for loving me.
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I don't care about what they said don't care about what they do, no, no, no. They 'r just jealous anyway I just wanna be with you I wanna be with u too honey boo.
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