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Funny Humor Clever Quotes & Sayings
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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
Mark Twain
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I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others.
Dean Koontz
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I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.
Bob Newhart
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
Dylan Nace
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But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.
Marion Ross
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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash; Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
Hussein Nishah
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Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in Nazi Germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Humor offers an alternative to violence. Humor gives us a choice.
Unknown
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I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor.
Anjelica Huston
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Melchor Lim
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it
Israel Zangwill
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If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'
Hussein Nishah
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Unknown
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To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves. Nothing is often a good thing to say, and always a clever thing to say.
Will Durant
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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I hate how after an arguement I think of more clever shit I should have said.
Unknown
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If you've recently followed me under the impression that I might tweet something funny, I've got some bad news for you...
Unknown
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
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