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Funny Husband Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
Nikhil Saluja
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
Sam Keen
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Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it, scream it to world. Husband:*whispers in ear* I love you. Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world.
Harriet Morgan
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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Unknown
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Being married should free up your time to find me a husband.
Unknown
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
Unknown
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Unknown
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the world. She hasn't got the looks, but you can't have everything.
Jordan
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
Nightwish
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When I was born I was so shock I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Birth is the scariest event of most peoples' lives. You have to feel safe enough in your own mind before you can remember your own birth.
Leonard Orr
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Hussein Nishah
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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