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Funny Husband Birth Quotes & Sayings
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Roseanne Barr
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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Then I was lucky I met with my future husband, and I started new life with my husband, and I was happy again. He was a musician. I start to travel with him through Europe also and around the former Soviet Union.
Olga Korbut
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Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill
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The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
William Blackstone
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For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to birth.
Arthur William Edgar OShaughnessy
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson
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God made women, have periods and give birth because He knew guys weren't strong enough to handle it.
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We know that birth takes a woman from one place in her life to another. The birth of a child certainly does change her viewpoint of herself and I believe her viewpoint of the world.
Sameerah Shareef
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We know that birth takes a woman from one place in her life to another. The birth of a child certainly does change her viewpoint of herself and I believe her viewpoint of the world.
Sameerah Shareef
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Yeah, it's tough being smart and s..y, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.
Tina Fey
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Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, only small changes for the better, I hope, in the lives of those I love.
Dean Koontz
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Birth and death are not two different states, but they are different aspects of the same state. There is as little reason to deplore the one as there is to be pleased over the other.
Mahatma Gandhi
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Were gonna get pregnant someday, we'll carry a heavy baby for about a year, suffer giving birth. We might even die giving birth.
Unknown
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Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except mine, she gave birth to a legend!
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Hesitation before birth. If there is a transmigration of souls then I am not yet on the bottom rung. My life is a hesitation before birth.
Franz Kafka
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids
Jill Bensley
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For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore over the Thou shouldst not grieve.
Bhagavad Gita
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Birth is nothing where virtue is not
Moliere
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