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Funny Husband Birth Quotes & Sayings
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As individuals, we are shaped by story from the time of birth; we are formed by what we are told by our parents, our teachers, our intimates.
Helen Dunmore
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It's like trying to describe what you feel when you're standing on the rim of the Grand Canyon or remembering your first love or the birth of your child. You have to be there to really know what it's like.
Jack Schmitt
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I wouldn't put it past God to arrange a virgin birth if He wanted, but I very much doubt if He would.
David Edward Jenkins
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You swallow propaganda like a birth control pill, selling your soul to the eye on the back of the dollar bill.
Unknown
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One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.
Virginia Woolf
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I'm 100 percent Irish by birth, grew up Italian, and yet I constantly get cast as playing Jewish.
Heather Matarazzo
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Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting. Not in entire forgetfulness, and not in utter nakedness, but trailing clouds of glory do we come.
William Wordsworth
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Not that I am ashamed of my mind or body, my birth or breeding, my actions or fortunes, for my bashfulness is in my nature, not for any crime.
Margaret Cavendish
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
Unknown
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Ogden Nash
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What are my sources of strength? My husband and my three kids, my health-care team, and my religion.
Geraldine Ferraro
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A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species
Mignon McLaughlin
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Just don't go to a place where everything is too expensive... it'll put your husband in a bad mood.
Diane Von Furstenberg
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Dear future husband: I wanna make you the happiest man alive as long as you're willing to do the same!
Unknown
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Dear Future Wife, I will lead. I will love. I will loyal. I will be the best husband and I will maintain my appearance for you.
Unknown
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A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight.
Bess Truman
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First and foremost, I would like to start off by saying that just because my husband is an entertainer, that does not mean that our personal business is for everyone's entertainment purposes.
Kim Mathers
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Such duty as the subject owes the prince, Even such a woman oweth to her husband.
William Shakespeare
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My marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my proudest personal moment.
Nadia Comaneci
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