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Funny Husband Birthd Dirty Quotes & Sayings
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You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-husband.
Unknown
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Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.
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I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]
Roseanne
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That awkward moment when someone asks if your hair is wet, but its just that dirty.
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Im single so my only sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a s..y imagination.
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s.. is a two way treat and is only dirty when it's done right.
Danny Santagato
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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Charles M Schulz
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I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
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Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!
No Strings Attached (Movie)
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Bob Saget
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Roseanne Barr
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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Then I was lucky I met with my future husband, and I started new life with my husband, and I was happy again. He was a musician. I start to travel with him through Europe also and around the former Soviet Union.
Olga Korbut
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The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
William Blackstone
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Yeah, it's tough being smart and s..y, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.
Tina Fey
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My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Joyce Brothers
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