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Breathe, breathe in the air. Dont be afraid to care. Leave but dont leave me...
Unknown
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Dont worry about failure. Worry about the chances you miss when you dont even try.
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Double standards dont work in relationships, if you dont want them doing something, you shudnt be doing it either.
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Carry on to the future dont look back. Just carry on and you will find a way to success.
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I wish I could hear your voice, dont leave me alone in this bed. I wish I could touch you once more, dont leave me alone in this bed.
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One hand in the air if you dont really care, two hands in the air if you dont really care.
Swizz Beatz
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
Arnold Palmer
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Who would have though that the little running back with the d..kerson mask would be gettin in the a.. of opponents, witness what I'm showing, and I dont need no center or guard to get em open. I used to run powers and draws now I'm trickin with the strippers, the power of them draws. And I dont run counters no more but Ill take a fly route to an opposite shore.
Wale
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How can such a man be chased away in a world full of churches, where there are clans and clans, groups and groups of priests, quacks, gurus, ministers, pastors, rabbis, muftis and other representatives of the cults? Dont they represent mans devotion to the church, dont they serve religion?
Sorin Cerin
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I was at a dinner party with a group of people, and we were talking about fake names. You know, how its difficult to come up with a really great fake name. Its a very specific type of gift. You dont want to go too far into the silly, and you dont want to go too far into the banal. I always thought one of the funniest names ever was Gern Blanston, which came from a Steve Martin routine on one of his early records.
Paul Rudd
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The reason I make music is so that I dont have to play by societys rules. In terms of being a RESPONSIBLE adult: I have my shit together more thoroughly and efficiently than the majority of people older than me. I dont need to get into it, but trust me, Ive been a responsible adult since I was 17, and Ive got all my ducks in a row.
Gabe Saporta
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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
Adlai Stevenson
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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