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Funny I Dont Want To Bump Into You Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says 'Trust me, you dont want to know.'
Unknown
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Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.
Jarod Kintz
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I dont have a private life. People dont realize how powerful the media is. Its a beast. Its there to build you up and take you down. Its kind of bittersweet, you know. Like right now were doing an interview for a magazine that I love. You need to do press, but you dont ask for it to take over your life. I understand that when I go to work, the paparazzi will be there. But I dont understand why they need to be down my back when I go out of my apartment at midnight to get some ice cream.
Vanessa Lachey
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Make sure you dont start seeing yourself through the eyes of those who dont value you. Know your worth even if they dont.
Unknown
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Dont talk to me because you're bored, Im not here to entertain you. And dont come to me only when you need a favor. I dont like being used.
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We dont want to lose because of our competitive nature, which is at an incredibly high level. No one wants to lose, period. It should hurt, it should sting, and you dont want to feel that feeling again. I dont think its very tough to pick yourself up because you go into the next game and you dont want to feel that feeling again. To me its quite easy. I have a problem with players who dont take the loss personally. At a professional level you should, its our job, its our livelihood, its who we are at this level. Every loss should be taken that personal.
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Whatever happens tomorrow, we've had today. And if we bump into each other sometime in the future, well that's fine too. We'll be friends.
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They very seldom let me lose my cool. They made me like I was Polly Perfect, which was ridiculous so that when I bump into kids on the street they'd say 'I wish my Mom were like you.'
Charlotte Rae
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If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home...
Jim Jefferies
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Garry Shandling always said to me,Dont get mad, get funny. It changed my life.
Rip Torn
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Im too shy to express my s..ual needs except over the phone to people I dont know.
Garry Shandling
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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
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Time to flip the work make the block bump. Boys from the hood call me black Donald Trump.
Yung Joc
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Living the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causing you to bump into people not going your way.
Edna Ferber
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Dont say things you dont mean, dont make promises you cant keep.
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Living the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causing you to bump into people not going your way.
Edna Ferber
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When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'
Johnny Depp
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When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny Depp
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When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'
Johnny Depp
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The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you.
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