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Funny Im Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Unknown
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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
Unknown
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
Unknown
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Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
Clea Duvall
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it's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser
Unknown
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Weird like when you spend a weekend not sweaty and drunk in a basement full of garbage.
Unknown
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I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out and out shit, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk.
Amy Winehouse
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Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.
Jersey Shore
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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