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Funny Joke One Direction Quotes & Sayings
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You have brains in your head. You have feet in your sho... You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go.
Dr Seuss
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And it raises a fundamental question: How long can we move the world in one direction while we move in another direction, and do we want to backslide into an era that we finally emerged from where we had a nuclear weapon for every tactical mission?
John Spratt
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To reach your Destination, you need a Direction, but you can't get there without Inspiration!
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Great art direction is NOT the same thing as great film direction!
Gene Wilder
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I see you lookin in my direction; damn right bi... envy this perfection.
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Our words set the direction for our lives.
Joel Osteen
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch Hedberg
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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Remember that your life isn't about where you stand necessarily in the moment, but it is instead more about the direction that you are headed into.
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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Strong I am one of those who never knows the direction of my journey until I have almost arrived.
Anna Louise Strong
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To reach your Destination, you need a Direction, but you can't get there without Inspiration!
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Guys should be clean and their underwear free of skid-marks. If they are not then run as fast as you can in the other direction and never date him again. Guys should also be funny, have a great smile, be trustworthy and have a good relationship with his mom.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
Jack Handey
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The best feeling in the world is knowing you finally took a step in the right direction, a step towards a better future.
Nikhil Saluja
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We studied the light source in the direction of the magnetic force, we perforated the poles of the magnet; but even in the direction of the magnetic lines of force we found that our result was confirmed.
Pieter Zeeman
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When life steers you in a new direction. Just hold on tight and enjoy the...Ride.
Joseph David
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People don't really have a relationship with great writing or great production or great art direction or great direction. They just sort of admire it.
Steven Moffat
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Consistent efforts and dedication have to be put in the right direction, to achieve success.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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