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Funny Jokes About Parents Raising Teenagers Quotes & Sayings
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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Teenagers...dey tink dey know everything. You give dem an inch, dey swim all over you. -Sebastian
The Little Mermaid
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In your standard-issue family - of which few remain, but on which our expectations are still based - there are parents and there are children. The way you know which are which, aside from certain size and age differences and despite any behavior similarities, is that the parents are the bossy ones.
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Raising you hand for the easy questions, so the teacher won't bother you for the hard ones later.
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There comes a time when parents needs to stop thinking about his or her looks and focus his or her energies on raising his or her child. This time comes at the moment of conception. A child needs a role model, not a supermodel.
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Children see in their parents the past, their parents see in them the future; and if we find more love in the parents for their children than in children for their parents, this is sad but natural. Who does not entertain his hopes more than his recollections.
John Ruskin
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You know, the Democrats want to balance the budget by raising spending and raising taxes. The Soviet Union had a balanced budget.
Tom DeLay
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I'm just a lunatic. I don't know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I'm just glad I followed my goals and my parents did too. It's not like we even had a plan when I dragged my mom to Los Angeles.
Emma Stone
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Raising the minimum wage means raising the living wage - and that's good news for Ohio.
Sherrod Brown
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, You're tearing up the grass; We're not raising grass, Dad would reply. We're raising boys.
Harmon Killebrew
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Teenagers too often have to deal with loss and death. You had to cope with the untimely death of your brother; how can young people deal with such tragedies?
Andrew Shue
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When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!
Dick Bruna
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My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass"; "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys";
Harmon Killebrew
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A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
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Why do they rate a movie R for adult language? The only people I hear using that language are teenagers.
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Saying youll do it later...never gets down. Story of a teenagers life.
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
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