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Funny Jokes About Parents Raising Teenagers Quotes & Sayings
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Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.
Bobby Flay
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My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
Elayne Boosler
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to someone else!!
Unknown
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.
Jenni Monroe
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If I wrote a National Coming Out Day card to give to my parents, it would say, 'Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a lesbian, and so is Aunt Phyllis.'
Sabrina Matthews
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In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson
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Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
Harry Hill
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Parents don't understand kids and kids don't understand parents. My parents were divorced when I was really young and I went to live with my dad.
Mark Hoppus
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Parents provide their children with genes as well as an environment, so the fact that talkative parents have kids with good language skills could simply mean that and that the same genes that make parents talkative make children articulate.
Steven Pinker
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Yogi Berra
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children.
Edward VIII
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Nourish your aged parents; revere them.
Sri Sathya Sai Baba
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A child who is allowed to be disrespectful to his parents will not have true respect for anyone.
Billy Graham
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The one thing children wear out faster than sho.. is parents.
John J Plomp
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
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And ye shall be betrayed both by parents, and brethren, and kinsfolks, and friends; and some of you shall they cause to be put to death.
Bible
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