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Funny Jokes About The Holiday Ending Quotes & Sayings
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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People enter and exit your life, and sometimes exits are for the best. Do not think of ending friendship as a failure.
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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The ending friendship with one of your guy friends the second he gets a girlfriend...controlling bi...es.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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Nothing says Holidays, like a cheeze log....
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Christmas gift shopping is cancelled due to the world ending Dec 23.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I like to compare the holiday season with the way a child listens to a favorite story. The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins, the anticipation of familiar turns it takes, the familiar moments of suspense, and the familiar climax and ending.
Fred Rogers
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Ending a friendship without any sort of explanation is a d..k move...
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The fact that you thought about ending the friendship gives the answers to all my questions if ever there was any.
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Let's pretend we're having as much holiday fun as Christians...
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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