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Funny Jokes About Weight Quotes & Sayings
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Gaining weight is bittersweet 'cause your boobs get bigger but so does everything else...
Sarah Hyland
6 Likes
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By trying hard we often achieve more than we dare hope.
Unknown
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Weight Lifting quotes
Untouchable, 40 with my AK. Mastermind, big money heavy weight.
Birdman
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Everything has to be pulling weight in a short story for it to be really of the first order.
Tobias Wolff
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When I became of service to other people I stopped worrying about my weight so much.
Judith Light
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Yep, she's worth her weight in gold alright.
Mickey Mouse
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It's tough getting over someone, but once accepted its like taking a big weight off your shoulders.
Unknown
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A year from now, you may wish you had started today.
Robert Schuller
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Losing Weight quotes
Sitting in this chair, my recommendation would carry too much weight.
Michael Ritchie
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I have been going to the gym instead of the bar, trying to get back down to my fighting weight.
Gregg Allman
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Eve wasn't a size 6 and neither am I.
Delta Burke
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Friendship must never be buried under the weight of misunderstanding
Unknown
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Gotta learn to pick up your own weight and stop depending on others.
Unknown
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Societies can be sunk by the weight of buried ugliness.
Daniel Goleman
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Your past does not equal, nor does it dictate, your future.
Unknown
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Weight doesn't matter as long as you're happy with yourself.
Billie Piper
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Generally, the more weight you put on, the less effective you are.
Sugar Ray Leonard
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You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've put on weight.
Christy Turlington
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Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal.
Rita Davenport
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Before a secret is told, one can often feel the weight of it in the atmosphere.
Susan Griffin
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