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Funny Jokes About Weight Quotes & Sayings
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It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.
Vince Lombardi
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My world is expanding as my butt is shrinking!
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You can't push yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
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Your body keeps an accurate journal regardless of what you write down...
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Religion is not a burden, not a weight, it is wings.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
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Well, every time I get ready to do a job I want to lose weight.
Fran Drescher
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Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
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And it has some weight, I mean, the whole history of the gargoyles, that's some wonderful stuff.
Keith David
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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A lot of people are doing something about their weight, but by their own reckoning, it isn't enough to get the results they want.
Paul Taylor
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Don't sacrifice your future for a momentary pleasure.
Unknown
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When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died.
Luther Vandross
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98's, 45 Paper Plates 10 The Whole Thang Big Money Heavy Weight.
Birdman
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A lot of people are doing something about their weight, but by their own reckoning, it isn't enough to get the results they want.
Paul Taylor
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Anywhere in life, for girls there's pressure to keep your weight and to keep yourself feeling and looking good.
Kate Upton
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The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his own weight.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Make the decision, then do something, no matter how small, toward accomplishing what you want.
Unknown
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I don't normally look like a twig and I do eat like a pig but the weight has just dropped off me.
Sienna Miller
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