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Funny Jokes About Weight Quotes & Sayings
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What did the two ghosts say to each other? Hey boo...
Unknown
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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X-rays will prove to be a hoax
Samuel Butler
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
Tina Fey
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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It seems every year, people make the resolution to exercise and lose weight and get in shape.
Ed Smith
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What does it matter, if you let go? For the weight that is on you means nothing and never meant anything.
Jeremy Limn
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Never realized how upset people get when a person makes a comment about weight.
Scott Disick
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The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his own weight.
Theodore Roosevelt
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In fencing, weight & strength mean nothingThe fencer need only know when, how and where he must thrust his blade.
Aldo Nadi
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It's not just about losing weight, it's about letting the person inside out! And freeing yourself from any limitations. Plus looking awesome
Unknown
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Rather than aiming for being perfect, just aim to be little bit better today than you were yesterday.
Unknown
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If you have binge eating disorder but no one worries or takes it seriously because you're gaining weight and not losing it.
Unknown
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I always loose a little weight on the road, so I constantly have to be on top of my nutrition and hydration.
Matt Cameron
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See my man Nate asked me if I gained weight. I said nah, my pockets got fatter, that's all.
J Cole
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You need to become more than one type of athlete. You have to be a sprinter, a weight man and a distance guy all in one.
Dan O'Brien
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Emily: I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.
The Devil Wears Prada
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I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.
Will Cuppy
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The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight"
Lori Gottlieb
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