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Funny Jokes About Weight Quotes & Sayings
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I felt the weight of the past at the beginning of my career of singer.
Yannick Noah
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Each word bears its weight, so you have to read my poems quite slowly.
Anne Stevenson
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Fat people suck at losing weight, but at least they're good at finding it.
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My short game's not that good. It just becomes a matter of getting that weight moving.
Ozzie Smith
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When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died.
Luther Vandross
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Suspicion is a heavy armor and with its weight it impedes more than it protects.
Robert Burns
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I hate overweight, because it implies that there's a weight standard I should be adhering to.
Camryn Manheim
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Because the more you write the more you're aware of the weight of your tradition and the difficulties of the form and the more you have already done that you do not want to do again.
Tobias Wolff
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When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never said that to Mae West.
Charlotte Church
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You've got to say, I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it. It's called perseverance.
Lee Iacocca
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Never tell a girl suffering or even recovering from a eating disorder that they're gaining weight.
Unknown
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Luck is the result of hard work and preparation
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It became obvious in 1957 that I was endangering my health by carrying so much weight.
Kate Smith
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I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous.
Walt Disney
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They have equal weight and you do the same work you'd do if you were playing a dramatic role.
Harvey Keitel
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'I don't care about being healthy I just want to lose weight.' There's your first problem. Maybe that's why you're in that situation.
Unknown
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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
Steve Carell
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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