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Funny Jokes About Wife Quotes & Sayings
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
Nikhil Saluja
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Hussein Nishah
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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
Nikhil Saluja
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My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
Bob Monkhouse
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.
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I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one. And she said, I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23.
Max Kauffmann
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Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same time. Wife: Yours is bigger than all your friends.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have s.. with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
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