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Funny Jokes On Girls Quotes & Sayings
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Billy Connolly
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
Victoria Wood
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
David Niven
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Hussein Nishah
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Frank Carson
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You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
Anonymous
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