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Funny Killer Jokes 15 Quotes & Sayings
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I would say that without any doubt he's the killer - the law says beyond a reasonable doubt and to a moral certainty which I - there's no question that he was the killer of President Kennedy.
Henry Wade
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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The killer in me is the killer in you.
Smashing Pumpkins
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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So evidently music was a killer app and is a killer app for computer and the Internet; it just took the tech industry a long time to hear that message.
Thomas Dolby
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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Heart disease continues to be the number one killer; cancer, the number 2 killer, not far behind. The tragic aspect of these deadly diseases is that they could all be cured, I do believe, if we had sufficient funding.
Arlen Specter
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
Unknown
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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My dream role would probably be a psycho killer, because the whole thing I love about movies is that you get to do things you could never do in real life, and that would be my way of vicariously experiencing being a psycho killer. Also, it's incredibly romantic.
Christina Ricci
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My dream role would probably be a psycho killer, because the whole thing I love about movies is that you get to do things you could never do in real life, and that would be my way of vicariously experiencing being a psycho killer. Also, it's incredibly romantic.
Christina Ricci
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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It wasn't as dark and scary as it sounds. I had a lotto fun . . . Killing somebody's a funny experience.
Albert DeSalvo
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