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Funny Late For Work Quotes & Sayings
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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
Garry Shandling
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny.
Martin Short
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost
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Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and late, in season and out of season, not leaving a stone unturned, and never deferring for a single hour that which can be done just as well now.
P T Barnum
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Frodo: You're late. Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Lord Of The Rings
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You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does...
Tom Petty
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My parents got married late and they had kids late, so I never felt a social or cultural thing to be married or pregnant or a homeowner by a certain age.
Anna Kendrick
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Better late than never, but never late is better
Drake
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I first became interested in women and religion when I was one of the few women doing graduate work in Religious Studies at Yale University in the late 1960's.
Carol P Christ
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss.
Unknown
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The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.
Milo Bloom
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Thank you for praising good work, thank you for leading by example, thank you for caring about us and what we do. Thank you for being so terrific to work for. Happy Bosss Day!
Unknown
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I don't feel bad about online shopping at work. It's the only place where I can spend money WHILE I make it.
Unknown
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If homos..uality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work. 'Hello, can't work today. Still queer.'
Unknown
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
Abraham Lincoln
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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Steve Martin
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Instead of calling in sick today, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today!
Unknown
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