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Funny Lazy Girls Quotes & Sayings
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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
Robert Orben
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
Jersey Shore
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It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.
Pamela Anderson
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Twilight showed me it's okay to date underage girls if you're a 107-year-old vampire.
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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So these funny little girls wanna take a trip. But no, only the M.O.S.T. dope with me other fools home or, boy? and cig free.
Mac Miller
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Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
John Krasinski
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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
Unknown
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Nicole Hollander
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Don't break a girls heart, because she'll probably write a bestselling album about you.
Unknown
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
Unknown
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I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
Groucho Marx
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Guys who say they like girls who don't wear makeup really mean they like girls that look really hot without the help of makeup.
Unknown
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PENTHOUSE didn't seem to concentrate as much on the girls' faces, and I really wanted to see the girls' faces. It seems like through the 1980's, they almost went out of their way to obscure the girls' faces.
Chester Brown
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
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You must be a special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls.
Unknown
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I'm just one of those girls who doesn't know what she wants. Doesn't know what she needs. Doesn't know what she truly believes. I'm just one of those girls who wants to make everyone else happy. I don't care if I feel crappy. I'm just one of those girls who looks like they have it all figured out, but really doesn't know if I'm doing anything right.
Francine Chiar
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High school = A bunch of girls who waste their lives belittling and backstabbing other girls to make themselves look better.
Unknown
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Girls on my d..k cuz I look like a baby goon, milk on my nuts cuz the girls look hungry, Young BasedGod got girls in cages, suck my nuts ho.
Lil B
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I love being a mom so much. I love waking up with Sami and Lola, taking them to school, to the dentist, and to gymnastics. The girls are my life. After the divorce, it was kind of scary at first, being alone with the girls, but eventually....it is what it is. It's my life now. It's me and the girls, and that's that.
Denise Richards
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