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Funny Lose Weightose Weight Quotes & Sayings
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Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.
Richard Zera
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I think people are more likely to comment on a thin person's weight then the weight of an over weight person. Double standard?
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I have been trying to lose weight for the last two-three months and it has gone really well. In the last 6-12 months I have been in the best form in quite a while.
Shane Warne
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It's really unfair to working women in America who read celebrity news and think, 'Why can't I lose weight when I've had a baby?' Well, everyone you're reading about has money for a trainer and a chef. That doesn't make it realistic.
Rachel Zoe
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I apologize beforehand if I offend you in any weight, shape, or form.
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Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah. -Jill
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Hey!! they made a song about your weight called 8675309.
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I'm fighting a losing battle here: I'm trying to lose some weight. I love chocolate; that's one of my biggest downfalls. I haven't gotten a whole lot of chocolate, thank goodness, because I'd probably be about 300 pounds.
Carrie Underwood
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The director of The Sopranos told me that, if I wouldn't gain weight, I would lose my job. I didn't look like the girl who ate pasta all day. This was an extra stimulation to fight my eating problems.
Jamie Lynn Sigler
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight".
Lori Gottlieb
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The only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.
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I am constantly working out--circuit training, jumping rope, and stair-stepping, and sticking to 1200 calories a day. It can't be something that you're doing to lose weight, and then once you do, you're done. I do it every day of my life.
LeAnn Rimes
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The whole thing of weight, I guess it's because there is a wider fascination we all have with weight.
Daniel Day-Lewis
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When the weight of the paper equals the weight of the airplane, only then you can go flying.
Donald Wills Douglas
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Gaining weight is like 6393 times easier than losing weight.
Unknown
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When it comes to boys and her weight, I think Ellenor is much more conservative than I am, and she has not had the dialogue I have had about my weight.
Camryn Manheim
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I'm tired of holdin' up the weight, the weight of the motherfu..in' world. All I want is to just get right.
Mudvayne
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When I was younger there was a lot of discouraging talk: lose weight. Color your hair. Straighten your teeth. Get a tan. But I'm a firm believer in everyone being born with what they need to be attractive. In all sorts of ways. And I don't really feel like I want to change that much by myself.
Kat Dennings
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I can't remember a time where I really battled with my body, but I can remember being asked to lose weight and battling with the advice. It hurt me. Especially as my baby fat naturally melted away as I got older.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley
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