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Funny Lose Weightose Weight Quotes & Sayings
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My post break-up depression has really helped reverse my holiday weight gain.
Unknown
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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You have to look at it like this. Superman had to gain a lot of weight to fight at heavyweight. I had to take off a lot of weight to go back down. That was all muscle. It took me a while to get back to where I feel good again. When I added all of that muscle and then had to lose it, I dont think people were paying attention. I won the heavyweight title then came back to win the light heavyweight title. If you didnt win the heavyweight title then go back down to win the light heavyweight title, then you didnt do what Bob Fitzsimmons did.
Roy Jones Jr
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You may lose faith. You may lose love. You may lose courage. But never lose hope.
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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Sometimes you don't realize the weight of a burden you've been carrying until you feel the weight of its release.
Orebela Gbenga
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Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do.
Dana Hill
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I had a lot of challenges losing the weight. I still havent lost the weight yet and I dont plan on going back to the body I used to be at. I love my s..y curves!
Kendra Wilkinson
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Lose your pride, lose your patience, lose your mind. But whatever you do, don't lose hope.
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Inside me theres a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes
Bob Thaves
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You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know, it takes a little, little while to find that out. Right, Jim? And you. Yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson. And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.
Donnie Darko
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Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.
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Most people never feel secure because they are always worried that they will lose their job, lose the money they already have, lose their spouse, lose their health, and so on. The only true security in life comes from knowing that every single day you are improving yourself in some way, that you are increasing the caliber of who you are and that you are valuable to your company, your friends, and your family.
Anthony Robbins
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Yoga pants should have a weight limit.
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The surgery will always be a huge part of my life. I'm going to need to help people with weight problems for the rest of my life so that I can maintain my weight.
Carnie Wilson
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I had started losing weight. I mean he didn't know anything about the journey that I was on at that point obviously but from my highest weight of just over 300 pounds I lost about 45 pounds.
Star Jones
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I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.
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I'm like an alcoholic. It is like, I don't care if I cry, I don't care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can't stop. The myth that says you lose all this weight when you breastfeed! That is so not true! It's like, please, will everyone stop telling me I look really well.
Salma Hayek
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