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Funny Losing Weight Quotes & Sayings
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.
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When my tears had subsided I realized that I hadn't been afraid of losing you. I was afraid of losing who I was when I was with you.
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Yoga pants should have a weight limit.
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The surgery will always be a huge part of my life. I'm going to need to help people with weight problems for the rest of my life so that I can maintain my weight.
Carnie Wilson
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Never let a relationship make you become something your not, because the truth is, when it's over they may never regret losing you, but you'll always regret losing yourself.
Sushan Sharma
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I have always been afraid of losing people I love. Sometimes I wonder if there is anyone out there afraid of lose Me.
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I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.
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Bent metal is worse than bent wood and weight for weight is more flexible.
Lawrence Hargrave
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It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
Zora Neale Hurston
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It's funny when people realize they are losing a good thing & start to care when its to late...
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My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
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My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food.
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I could care less about losing friends, because if I'm losing them they weren't real friends in the first place.
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Like a good chess player, Satan is always trying to manuever you into a position where you can save your castle only by losing your bishop.
CS Lewis
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Honestly, I just lost weight! I want to be a skinny pregnant person, like how my sister Kourtney looks so cute pregnant. I can't be a house [after] I just lost weight.
Khloe Kardashian
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The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
Edward Koch
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The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
Edward Koch
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Losing someone when you're young is the greatest pain anyone can face
Amory Blaine
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It's ironic that losing by a lot doesn't hurt as bad as losing by one point.
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