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At a certain point, even if the one alpha male is dominant, at a certain point there's a younger lion that is stronger, and everyone knows it.
Josh Lucas
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Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the chick can clean in the dark.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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Hollywood studio executives don't recognize the value of female performers as much as male performers.
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I felt a little uncomfortable because, when I went in to the military, I was the main male vocalist they had and when I came out they had like two or three vocalists. Otis came in when I was in the military, too.
William Bell
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We don't want the guys to think we're male-bashing or that we're thinking that guys should pay all girls bills, because that's not where we're coming from.
Beyonce
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So if a person, male or female, uses being hurt by the opposite s.. as a reason for being a hoe, that's bullshit.
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Many societies have educated their male children on the simple device of teaching them not to be women.
Margaret Mead
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For in Jesus Christ there is neither male nor female, bond nor free; even you may be the children of God, if you believe in Jesus.
George Whitefield
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I think its called 'twitter'. BUT they might have changed it to 'desperate girls searching for any morsel of male attention.
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Money speaks, but it speaks with a male voice.
Andrea Dworkin
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I am one of the million or more male residents of the United Kingdom, who a year ago had no special yearning towards military life, but who joined the army after war was declared.
Patrick MacGill
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Some young male put in jail. His lawyer so good his bail is on sale. Lookin at the hourglass, how long can this power last? Longer than my song but he already fell.
Kool G Rap
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All of the philosophers I studied were white (with a few Eastern exceptions), and, for that matter, they were all male. Africa, the cradle of civilization, seemed to have no footing in the highest form of human thought.
Walter Mosley
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There is a class system in acting just like in anything else. Black females fall in a category below black male actors.
Debra Wilson
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Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago, Western male Across the North and South, to Key Largo, love for sale.
Sade
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Females want other females to be really strong, so there are a whole lot of scripts that are basically just male parts renamed as a girl.
Kristen Stewart
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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I am at war... with the principal personage of traditional philosophy, that abstract subject who masquerades as everyone and anyone, but is really a male subject in disguise.
Ernest Gellner
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