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Funny Mark Twain Quotes & Sayings
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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Mark Twain
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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
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Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.
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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
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Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
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Citizenship is what makes a republic; monarchies can get along without it
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A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
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The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.
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I never let schooling interfere with my education.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
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Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it
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I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
Mark Twain
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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Write without pay until somebody offers to pay
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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
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Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration
Mark Twain
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God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins
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An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere.
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