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Funny Mark Twain Quotes & Sayings
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It is better to give than receive- especially advice.
Mark Twain
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
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Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.
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Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
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Be good and you will be lonely.
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Humor is tragedy plus time
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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
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We have the best government that money can buy.
Mark Twain
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Better a broken promise than none at all.
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Success is not the destination, its the journey
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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
Mark Twain
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There is no security in life, only opportunity
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You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.
Mark Twain
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
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A man cannot be uncomfortable without his own approval
Mark Twain
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Always obey your parents - when they are present.
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Prosperity is the best protector of principle
Mark Twain
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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
Mark Twain
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It is better to give than receive- especially advice
Mark Twain
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