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Funny Mark Twain Quotes & Sayings
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Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
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All right, then, I'll go to hell.
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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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We are all alike, on the inside.
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Whatever you say, say it with conviction
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Better a broken promise than none at all.
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The Public is merely a multiplied me.
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Chastity - you can carry it too far
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Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists
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