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Funny Marriage Advise Quotes & Sayings
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My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
Woody Allen
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Love may be blind but marriage is a true eye opener!
Unknown
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My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye.
Obsidian Panther
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In every society some men are born to rule, and some to advise.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.
Ann Landers
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Id advise you to step, son before I fu.. your moms, make you my stepson.
Camron
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I suppose the old natural stuff would be ok, the old mushroom, but I wouldn't advise anyone to do it.
Noel Redding
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We advise you to use your calls wisely, because, you know, the White House is listening.
Tom Bergeron
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To attempt to advise conceited people is like whistling against the wind.
Thomas Hood
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I would advise any gay person that being out in the real sense can never happen too soon.
George Michael
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It is a light thing for whoever keeps his foot outside trouble to advise and counsel him that suffers.
Aeschylus
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We are guilty for sending teams into foreign countries to advise them how to be like us.
Arthur Erickson
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
Bob Hope
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When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Noel Coward
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If you adore her, you must adorn her. There lies the secret of a happy marriage.
Anne Fogarty
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Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.
Honore De Balzac
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Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
Samuel Johnson
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