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Funny Marriage Advise Quotes & Sayings
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The most abysmal advise ever given by the ignorant to the stupid.
Tommy Armour
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When you advise any person you should be guided by the fear of God.
Abu Bakr
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We are so happy to advise others that occasionally we even do it in their interest.
Jules Renard
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My kids are free to do what ever they want. Because I only advise. I don't make them do anything.
Jack Bowman
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The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
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My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right.
Hussein Nishah
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
Cher
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May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding.
Unknown
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My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Joyce Brothers
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The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
Aristotle
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
E Joseph Cossman
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Husbands and wives, recognize that in marriage you have become one flesh. If you live for your private pleasure at the expense of your spouse, you are living against yourself and destroying your joy. But if you devote yourself with all your heart to the holy joy of your spouse, you will also be living for your joy and making a marriage after the image of Christ and His church.
John Piper
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Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
Unknown
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Happy Anniversary to someone who was my least deplorable marriage option.
Unknown
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Happy anniversary from someone who knows more about the inner workings of your marriage than any third party should.
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Wishing you a divorce that's slightly less appalling than your marriage
Unknown
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I was once involved in a same-s.. marriage. There was the same s.. over and over and over.
David Letterman
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It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever.
Unknown
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A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
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