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Funny Marriage Advise Quotes & Sayings
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Marvin Kitman
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Anonymous
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then hes finished.
Unknown
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The disintegration of your marriage has greatly improved my social life.
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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired s.. endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
Bertrand Russell
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
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Thanks for getting divorced and adding to the statistical evidence I use as an excuse to avoid marriage.
Unknown
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Hussein Nishah
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Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette Davis
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller
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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
Unknown
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I feel strongly for gay marriage to be accepted.
Bernadette Peters
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If we still advise we shall never do.
Elizabeth I
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Marriage isnt just an agreement between two people to live life together. Marriage is a God-ordained institution that helps us understand love and unity. When two people are married, they become one physically, spiritually and emotionally.
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Gay marriage and straight marriage are the same thing as bikini tops and bras. The same thing, but only one is acceptable in public...how sad.
Unknown
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If you feel that the relationship you share with your spouse is becoming strained, you've likely been looking for broken marriage help. Unfortunately, even if we have the best intentions when we wed, things don't always go the way we plan. You may find that the dynamic between you and your spouse has shifted dramatically and you're left wondering whether the marriage can even be saved.
Unknown
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In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland
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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
Nikhil Saluja
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