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Funny Monkeyy From Mother Quotes & Sayings
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
Issac Asimov
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
Cloris Leachman
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My dear sweet mother, I hope your special day is blessed with sunshine and smiles, laughter, love and happiness. I Love You! Happy Mother's Day!
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Remember that the task of a single mom is not a joke. It is very difficult for children to be raised by both parent. How much more a single mother? You have to be ready for this great task and never try to unleash your frustration on your children.
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I love thee, most lovable Lady, By the love which I bear thee, I promise ever to serve thee, and to do as much as I can, that thou be loved by others also. I put all my hopes in thee, all my salvation. Receive me as thy servant and cover me with the mantle of thy protection, thou the Mother of mercy! Amen. -Most Lovable Lady
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I don't do what I've been told. You're so lame why don't you just go. Die mother fu..er die mother fu..er die.
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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This is for the women that have to play the role of a Mother and a Father to their children, Happy Fathers Day!
Nishan Panwar
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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Mom, thank you for always being there for me. Not just for when I needed you, but for when I needed you most.
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God doesn't make angels like YOU any more. People often say that MOTHER is the best teacher in the world. Over the years, I've come to know that it couldn't be false. Thanks for being the BEST MOM and TEACHER in the whole world. Words are not enough to express the GRATITUDE that you deserve for all that you've done for US all these years. I LOVE YOU ,MA.
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's.
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When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
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