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Funny New Years Quotes & Sayings
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short
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I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
Nora Dunn
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
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what, I got to amit this is some funny shit!!!
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Ive had two very spiritual years, two years with a lot of introspection. After 25 years, I wanted silence. Its what I needed to be able to accept myself as a man, and to take the decision to become a dad. I needed to be sound in mind so that they would be okay. It could be in the city are people out in the city who wont like me because Im gay, and it could be in the city are people who will like me greater because Im gay. But if my followers on Twitter are anything to go bywell, Ive got two million of those.
Ricky Martin
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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Back 20 years ago, I was recording with Bruce Springsteen, and his producer called me and said I had to be in the studio the next day to finish the sessions, and I couldn't. I had to be in court, in California. All this took like 10 years out of my life.
Ronnie Spector
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In fact when Sweet Honey was ten years old it was too big for me to run, and I knew it, but I ran it for another thirteen years because I couldn't convince other people to really do it. And this year, I'm not running it.
Bernice Johnson Reagon
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To me, the excitement is in ordering a fine shotgun, going through the process that everybody who has bought one has gone through for 100 years. You order it, you make a significant down payment, and then you wait three or four years for the gun to be custom-made for you.
Tom Selleck
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Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.
Ann Coulter
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Work ethic has always been stressed in my family. My dad is going to be 80 years old and he still works part time. My mom just retired a couple years ago and she's in her mid- to late 70s.
Jamie Moyer
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I would like to spend my next two years showing how the aim of making technology available to every young person can be built into the effort to make our nation more secure. That is my latest concern and what I will be pushing over the next two years.
Major Owens
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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