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Funny New Years Quotes & Sayings
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And Jacob lived in the land of Egypt seventeen years: so the whole age of Jacob was an hundred forty and seven years.
Bible
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Today is New Years Eve and what girl doesn't want to kiss the boy that they like coming into the New Year?
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I have two children. I have a daughter 29, and a daughter four. They are 25 years apart, so you speak about generations and I must tell you, I have a philosophy and that is every 25 years I'm going to sire another child.
Burt Ward
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Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years.
John Burroughs
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My own way of thinking is to ponder long and I hope deeply on problems and for a long time which I keep away for years and years and I never really let them go.
Roger Penrose
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Well, a few years ago I think I could have given you a more enthusiastic answer about that but in the last few years, for the first time in my life, I really haven't listened to much music. I used to work with music on and now I don't.
Ann Beattie
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Don't keep being who you were ten years ago, try to be who you didn't no you will be ten years back.
Edna Worlu
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
James Agate
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We must, however, note that what are usually called the high religions made their appearance within about twenty-five hundred years - most of them within fifteen hundred years.
Kenneth Scott Latourette
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New year is just like a new washing powder to remove all stains of sorrow and give bright hopes for next year.
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For 180 years, we voted in English. That is the true American tradition, and this amendment is true to our heritage, not what has existed unnaturally for the last 20 years.
Spencer Bachus
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The death of Mrs. Lincoln was a serious loss to her husband and children. Abraham's sister Sarah was only eleven years old, and the tasks and cares of the little household were altogether too heavy for her years and experience.
John George Nicolay
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After the outbreak of war, in April 1940, we left Geneva with our three children aged 4 years, 2 years and 2 weeks only to become part of the disordered refugee crowds fleeing across France from the German army.
James Meade
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Glory to God in highest heaven, who unto man His Son hath given; while angels sing with tender mirth, a glad new year to all the earth.
Martin Luther
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I love Twilight. I'm obsessed. Obsessed. I cannot go to sleep without reading. It's so funny because I saw the movie before I started reading them and I thought it was a great movie but I wasn't blown away by how hot Edward was, but now every time I see him on a magazine I'm like, 'AH! I have to get it!' I have to read what Robert Pattinson is doing! Because I'm obsessed with the book...beyond obsessed, probably. I'm gonna be the one in line 30 years from now at a Twilight convention with my fangs on.
Julianne Hough
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Love is not a matter of counting the years -- it's making the years count.
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Now, I'm not suggesting we're going to wait 40 years or even four years, but I think we have to put in perspective the fact that we've come quite a distance. We have quite a distance to come - go, as well.
Michael Chertoff
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You start at SNL when you're young and hungry, but I don't want my pro years to be my SNL years.
Jason Sudeikis
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That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years.
Thomas Lennon
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It's officially New Years Eve! You have less than 24hrs to do all the bad things that you'll resolve not to do in the new year.
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