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Funny Nosy People Quotes & Sayings
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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People come into your life, and some of those people leave. People change. If they were real while they were in your life remember them that way. Life has a funny way of affecting people. Things happen. Make good memories and always keep moving forward. You're your own director in your own movie. Grant some people main rolls. Let some people play extras. But regardless of who you chose for the credits...Make sure you produce a movie that you're proud of.
Zach Taylor
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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I really like to have sweet people around me. I can't stand bad asses. There's too many of them, especially my age in LA. I like to get to know people, and you have to peel away so many layers of those people. Just give me someone who's relaxed and c.
Leonardo DiCaprio
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It's perfectly legal to be stupid at times but some people just completely take advantage.
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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God put haters on this earth for two reasons: 1. To motivate others. 2. To give no lives a job.
Surgeo Bell
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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup?
John Mendoza
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Its funny now, like trying to socialize with people. Theres this cautiousness about people which I just find really weird.
Robert Pattinson
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I can't be around depressed people, I laugh when people cry. I don't mean to I just find it funny.
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Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
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Funny how things never change and people are always gonna be the same selfish people they've always been.
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Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Noel Coward
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Daniel Tosh
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Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
Abraham Lincoln
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