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Funny Nursing Home Quotes & Sayings
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Technically, you're not drinking alone if your kids are home.
Unknown
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Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
Cass Canfield
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You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
Pearl Williams
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The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out...
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I was referred to her by a guardian in northern Wilmington, a guy who handles people that are moving into nursing homes. They leave all their stuff there, and we have to empty the houses out. She provides a great service.
Richard Harris
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If there's one place we all long to go, It's home. There's no place like it. Home is where our heart can be found, Even if we're miles away.
Marianette Carbito
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I still cook at home. A lot of chefs I think don't cook at home. But I still do, I love cooking at home, I love having friends.
Rene Redzepi
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No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be home. No matter how you lived there-well or poorly.
Joseph Brodsky
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with a cheerleader.
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Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home and never, never be both.
Unknown
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I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And it's funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So it always felt as if I had lots of siblings, though in the end I had to leave them and go home. I kind of got the best of both worlds as a kid.
Sophia Bush
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I feel for Veronica Mars so much when I'm watching at home. It is a wonderful story. The writing is consistently funny, biting, charming, heart-wrenching, etc. I also like the look of it. The cinematography - different from any other show.
Jason Dohring
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I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And it's funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So it always felt as if I had lots of siblings, though in the end I had to leave them and go home. I kind of got the best of both worlds as a kid.
Sophia Bush
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
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I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows.
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Home is home, be it ever so humble
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I found a woman who taught me how to strip at home, in the privacy of my own environment, with nobody else watching me. That was quite an experience, because she taught me how to lap dance, and I practiced on her. It was funny.
Famke Janssen
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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you
Ogden Nash
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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you
Ogden Nash
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